PigeonVoyeur.com

A website for a different kind of bird watcher.

DryerLintArt.org

The Society for the recognition of Dryer Lint art as true fine art and museum worthy.


Dryer Lint Art Addenda: There's a how to on dryer lint art on the HGTV website. And High Starr Studios features Dryer Lint Art.

EarthwormRelocationAgents.com

A Group of secret agents dedicated to walking the sidewalks after large downpours to rescue wayward earthworms.

BigBalesofHay.com

Nothing to see here folks - just documentation of big bales of hay....move along...

Big Bales of Hay Addenda: You know there's actually a Flickr group for bales of hay?

FloridaBasementPools.com

Live in Florida and don't have room for a pool? Florida Basement Pools is the new start-up company for you!

If you build the basement - the water will come!

Dylsexic.com

Dyslexics of the World Untie Onlnie!

Dylsexic Addenda: Cafe Prses actaully has this great notebook just for this site.

LossOfStructuralIntegrity.com

A Q&A forum containing questions on why certain things fall apart; and answers succinctly describing exactly how to put them back together again on subjects like - like buildings and Jenga and the economy - things like that.

VisibleFlatulence.com

In caves the humidity is high and the temperature so cool that every breath is seen as a misty fog. Ever wonder what farts really look like? Here's your chance! New visible flatulence photographs updated regularly.

Visible Flatulence Addenda: Did you know there's actually a short article on the possibility of colored flatulence? And a website called the Poop Report..... oh my.

MandibularNibble.com

A site where people can post photos of mandibular nibbles from Japanese beetles.


Mandibular Nibble Addenda: Do Japanese Beetles Bite?
(idea for this one stolen from dinner conversation -thanks Steve!)

MilkAGiantSquid.com

A site listing instructions on how to humanely harvest ink from giant squids.

Here you see the brave volunteers calming the giant squid and preparing to milk it.


Milk A Giant Squid Addenda: SquidSquid.com is apparently a website written by a giant squid.

BeerGut.com

A gutsy site for showing off the best beer guts.


Beer Gut Addenda: Apparently there was a beer gut competition in 2001 at the Soo Locks Fest in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan

LickAPoleInWinter.com

A website devoted to fans of licking metal poles (and getting them stuck) in winter - as seen in "A Christmas Story."

Lick a Pole in Winter Addenda: I even found this coloring page online.

GuanoSpa.com

A luxury cave spa utilizing the benefits of guano in facials, soaks, scrubs, etc.

"No Shit - We're the Best Spa in Town!"

Guano Spa Addenda: And I thought I was making this crap up - here's the real deal!!

FlatCats.com

A photo blog of ....hmmm.... I think you get the picture.


Flat Cat Addenda: Apparently Flat Cat is also a band based out of Linn County, Iowa

BlogBlog.com

A blog about blogs - blogged daily.


Blog Blog Addenda: The perfect shirt for this blog.

DayOldSushi.com

An online day old sushi store - kinda like day old bread - only fishier.

BoogieCo-Mingling.com

A website devoted to documenting handkerchiefs in dirty laundry.

Sites that Ne'er Were (and hopefully never will be)

So I'm starting this site for websites that ne'er (never) were - and hopefully never will be. These fictitious websites usually pop up in my head (or my hubby's) or are randomly stolen from conversations with friends. I try to do a bit of research (google them) to make sure the sites don't actually exist. And if anything pops up that is semi-related I will reference it in my post. No matter how they are discovered or imagined - hopefully they'll bring a chuckle to your day!